Paladino for Presid.....er....Governor > It only gets better & better. You can't make this stuff up. That's the trouble w Hollywood.

From the Daily Beast

He Likens Himself to General Patton

Paladino often refers to his 10-year military career—he retired as a captain—on the campaign trail, even likening himself to General Patton. However, Paladino was no Patton: The politician trained troops at New Jersey’s Fort Dix in personal hygiene. 

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