Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, December 12, 2022

WHO?

If you ever wondered about the [ WHO ] World Health Organization's  value, wonder no more. WHO else could have handled the following situation w such deftness & sensitivity? The WHO. That'S WHO.

"The World Health Organization announced yesterday it would begin referring to the monkeypox virus as "mpox," the result of a six-month effort to find a nondiscriminatory alternative to avoid stigma. The name "monkeypox" will be phased out over the next year. "

SOURCE 1440 Daily Digest

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

TRYING TO IMAGINE THE TRUMP LIBRARY POST 2020

NATURALLY "TRUMP" IN GOLD LEAF ON THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING. INSIDE: MULTIPLE 8' X 10' ELECTRONIC SCREENS DISPLAYING FAMOUS POTUS TWEETS, MAGAZINE COVERS FEATURING THE DONALD, PLAQUES LISTING ALL TRUMP PROPERTIES, LOOPED FOX TV INTERVIEWS W THE DONALD (ALSO HANNITY & SOMEONE FROM FOX & FRIENDS), A SHELF FILLED WITH BOOKS WRITTEN ABOUT DJT, LARGE FRAMED PHOTOS LIMITED TO HIMSELF OR IVANKA, SADLY NO RESEARCH DEPT.

BUT I'M STILL HAVING TROUBLE VISUALIZING THE BUILDING, ITSELF, BECAUSE IF IT'S REALLY, REALLY BIG, IT WOULD BE REALLY, REALLY VACUOUS.

ONE POSSIBILITY: A REALLY, REALLY TALL OBELISK WITH MIRRORED SIDING, BUILT ON TOP OF A SQUAT BUILDING THAT WOULD HOUSE THE DJT COLLECTION. AT 556' IT WOULD BE 1 FOOT TALLER THAN THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

WaPo - STEVE BRODNER'S GRAPHIC TAKE ON THE 1ST HUNDRED DAYS

1. The Putin connection
2. Alt-right supporters: Richard Spencer, Pepe, David Duke
3. Stephen Bannon/Jared Kushner death match
4. Missiles to Syria
5. Trump supporters
6. James Comey nixes the Obama wiretap story
7. Muslim refugees in limbo
8. Devin Nunes’s midnight ride
9. The Kim escalation and missile launch
10. Judges lighting up Stephen Bannon’s ban
11. Jeff Sessions bones up on geography
12. Sergey Kislyak’s vodka party
13. Carter Page and Paul Manafort, Russian recruits; Chistopher Steele, MI6
14. Michael Flynn falling out
15. Golf trips: at least 14 and counting
16. Bashar al-Assad gaslighting
17. Nikki Haley, Rex Tillerson and vanishing diplomats
18. Blackout cake
19. Protests and town halls
20. Paul Ryan, President Trump and Reince Priebus handle Trumpcare
21. Neil Gorsuch delivered
22. ICE troops on the march
23. New face of the White House
24. Missiles on Wheels
25. Don Trump Jr.’s Russian investors
26. Ivanka Trump’s Chinese operations
27. Famous tweets
28. The swamp: Gary Cohn, Wilbur Ross, Anthony Scaramucci, Betsy DeVos, Steven Mnuchin, Jay Clayton, Dina Powell
29. Kellyanne Conway hawks stuff
30. Eric Trump’s deals
31. Sean Spicer feels the burn
32. Taking out the enemy

Monday, March 27, 2017

MY MUTT DISSED ME; HOW LOW CAN I GET?



Last night, as sleep time approached, Ziggy left our bedroom. Minutes later, I heard him whining quietly.

This is generally a first sign that he wants me to take him out or move to another room; something like that. But it wasn't a serious whine so I chose to ignore it.

But any cute mutt, worth his salt, knows how to manipulate his human.

And after a few minutes of gentle whining I got up, and walked to the hallway to see what was up. And there I found Ziggy, calmly sitting, staring at the (closed) door that leads to the guest bedroom.

Curious, I opened the door, turned on a night light & left Ziggy standing on the rug at the foot of the iron frame bed, BTW, it's the room where his crate resides. Maybe he wanted the security of his den?

I went back to reading in our bedroom & all was quiet; no more whining.

But curiosity got the better of me once again & so I ventured into the hallway to see what the Zigster was up to.

When he's too quiet, well, anyone who has a mischievous 4 legged companion, knows what that can mean. So I tiptoed down the hallway to find Ziggy sound asleep in the middle of the guest bed.

He had decided he wanted to sleep alone. The little shit!

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