Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

TRYING TO IMAGINE THE TRUMP LIBRARY POST 2020

NATURALLY "TRUMP" IN GOLD LEAF ON THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING. INSIDE: MULTIPLE 8' X 10' ELECTRONIC SCREENS DISPLAYING FAMOUS POTUS TWEETS, MAGAZINE COVERS FEATURING THE DONALD, PLAQUES LISTING ALL TRUMP PROPERTIES, LOOPED FOX TV INTERVIEWS W THE DONALD (ALSO HANNITY & SOMEONE FROM FOX & FRIENDS), A SHELF FILLED WITH BOOKS WRITTEN ABOUT DJT, LARGE FRAMED PHOTOS LIMITED TO HIMSELF OR IVANKA, SADLY NO RESEARCH DEPT.

BUT I'M STILL HAVING TROUBLE VISUALIZING THE BUILDING, ITSELF, BECAUSE IF IT'S REALLY, REALLY BIG, IT WOULD BE REALLY, REALLY VACUOUS.

ONE POSSIBILITY: A REALLY, REALLY TALL OBELISK WITH MIRRORED SIDING, BUILT ON TOP OF A SQUAT BUILDING THAT WOULD HOUSE THE DJT COLLECTION. AT 556' IT WOULD BE 1 FOOT TALLER THAN THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.

Friday, April 03, 2015

George Carlin @ his best (or worst depending on your POV)

I know some of my many Christian friends are going to be angry at me for this; or maybe think I'm a boor, insensitive or ill mannered. While all of that may be true, I also appreciate satire &  George Carlin was one of the best/worst depending on your POV. So here goes: